February 15, 2013
Porn exposition = calling a friend to drop crucial plot elements to the audience.

“Dude this chick is hot, so I am going to have sex with her. Alright, she’s coming back. Later.”

12:25am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXweApxiO
February 12, 2013
The worst part about masturbating is when people who don’t know hug you right after and you don’t know what to say.

8:56pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwe14sd8
December 15, 2012
I didn’t really want to masturbate today, but no one’s around, it’s Friday night, and I’m bored, so I feel like I have to?

1:13am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwZMy42N
(Notes: 1)
  
November 11, 2012
How weird is it that I just want someone I can talk do during sex?

9:56pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwX69whZ
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September 29, 2012
Reading the comments and I’m having a really hard time believing that the guy who insists the video was “fucking great” would write the word “fucking” as “f***king”

on a porn site. 

3:06pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwUJRDOK
September 20, 2012
Does this mean I can’t run for President?

11:10am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwTkohd3
Filed under: he mused from the student center 
September 18, 2012
Technically I’m in an online class now.

So I guess technically I’m masturbating in class.

Technically that sounds like a problem. 

1:18pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwTdayIP
(Notes: 1)
  
September 2, 2012
Sometimes I think back to high school and realize that I probably got more blowjobs than a lot of people in high school, and I’m like, nice.

2:27am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwScY0uF
August 29, 2012
Today is a good day, because now when I type R into Google Chrome is auto completes as the Breaking Bad Reddit rather than Redtube.

8:46pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwSPG1TK
(Notes: 2)
  
Filed under: success Breaking Bad Reddit 
August 15, 2012

That’s not too impressive. Any Olympic gymnast-turned-pornstar could do that. 

3:46pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZI6jXwRUF086
Filed under: Submission submission 
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