May 25, 2012
I think the real root of this guy’s desire to have sex with his girlfriend’s friend is that he’s desperately lonely.

His girlfriend “lives at work.”

Poor sad not piano playing guy.

May 22, 2012
It’s often hard to verbalize the exact emotion that I feel after watching porn, but I think it’s something along the lines of “I wish I were dead.”

May 17, 2012
Why doesn’t porn ever present intellectually stimulating people or situations?

Like, she just said “I can’t sleep good.” 

Come on.

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Filed under: grammar 
May 16, 2012
I broke.

That was, typically, unsatisfying and boring. 

May 16, 2012

baron-kriminel replied to your post: I should start watching porn again.

a vicious cycle.

Everything for art. 

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Filed under: baron-kriminel 
May 16, 2012
I should start watching porn again.

May 10, 2012
Great, now my personal blog is my number one “tumblr crush.”

Well I suppose it’s appropriate. 

May 10, 2012
Sometimes I go on this blog just to like the masturbatory posts on my personal blog.

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Filed under: All of them. 
May 9, 2012
It’s not that I’ve stopped wanting to tell you guys when I masturbate, it’s that I’ve stopped wanting to watch porn.

May 6, 2012
This might interest you.

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171282

Submitted by bellwireUSA

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